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Your room needs
a reality check.

Snap your space. Get a witty AI roast, three fixes, and a redesign worth stealing. A little shade. A lot of potential.

Start free · 2 roasts + 1 redesign every month

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A taste of the roast4 / 10

“Your chair has more laundry on it than your wardrobe. Bold storage strategy.”

Illustrative roast. Your results depend on your photo.

Our ground rules

Roast the room. Never the person.Funny, not cruel. Always PG-13.Three practical tips. Not just a punchline.

The glow-up protocol

From “oh no” to “oh, yes.”

One photo. An honest opinion. A fresh direction for the room you already have.

01 / THE REALITY CHECK

Point. Shoot. Get roasted.

Upload a room photo or take one on your phone. AI rates the space from 1–10, serves a short roast, and gives you three specific ways to improve it.

Example fixes, not vague advice

  1. 01Move the rug under the sofa’s front legs.
  2. 02Swap overhead glare for a warm floor lamp.
  3. 03Give the laundry a home that isn’t the chair.

02 / THE REINVENTION

Same room. New energy.

Pick a style and generate a new vision of your space, with your room’s layout as the starting point. Compare the transformation with a before/after slider.

ModernBohoScandinavianIndustrialCozyLuxury

AI redesigns are inspiration, not measurements or construction plans.

03 / MAKE IT REAL

Less scrolling. More styling.

Find 5–8 suggested pieces under your redesign, with estimated prices. Pro budget mode helps you explore under $200, under $500, or without a limit. Prices are estimates; retailer availability may vary.

04 / SHARE THE GLOW-UP

The group chat deserves this.

Turn your before/after, score, and roast into a vertical share card for Stories, TikTok, or a text. Send a friend an invite to rate their room, too.

Made the makeover happen? Enter your real after photo in the monthly Glow-Up Challenge. Community votes decide the top 10.

Small price. Big room energy.

Try the roast. Stay for the redesign.

Free

$0

2 roasts and 1 redesign per month. Enough to meet your room’s potential.

Roomy Pro

$7.99 / month

Unlimited roasts and redesigns, all six styles, budget mode, and saved projects. Keep experimenting until it feels like you.

Free

For individuals getting started

$0/month

  • 1 workspace
  • Up to 3 team members
  • Basic analytics
  • Community support
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Good taste starts with a bad roast.

Let’s give your room
a second chance.

No perfect home required. Just a photo and a sense of humor.

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